The Mixed-drink Matriarch

il’l be ther e!

plaidcushion:

Day 10, fave guardian.
Mama Lalonde is one hell of a badass.

danm staight i am

plaidcushion:

Day 10, fave guardian.

Mama Lalonde is one hell of a badass.

danm staight i am

i’m comfused to.

waht aer you

are yo u a mini-me?

are you seom kind of alternap version of me?

are yuo actualyl my evil twim?

og hod plaese say its taht last oen.

ive always wamted an ebil twin.

oh fcuk, what if i’m the evi ltwin?

that wolud be tge besty plot twigst!

onceyougobro:

askmotherlalonde:

Daer Stirider who goes by onceyougobro,
I think yuo haev a problem.
Internep addiction is a pwoerful thing.
                     Yors truellly,
                            askmotherlalonde
p.s.
   <3

I think you’ve had enough Lalonde. Give me the bottle so I can get some.

get yoru own booze, drunky

onceyougobro:

askmotherlalonde:

Daer Stirider who goes by onceyougobro,

I think yuo haev a problem.

Internep addiction is a pwoerful thing.

                     Yors truellly,

                            askmotherlalonde

p.s.

   <3

I think you’ve had enough Lalonde. Give me the bottle so I can get some.

get yoru own booze, drunky

Daer Stirider who goes by onceyougobro,
I think yuo haev a problem.
Internep addiction is a pwoerful thing.
                     Yors truellly,
                            askmotherlalonde
p.s.
   &lt;3

Daer Stirider who goes by onceyougobro,

I think yuo haev a problem.

Internep addiction is a pwoerful thing.

                     Yors truellly,

                            askmotherlalonde

p.s.

   <3

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……

htere can be only oen.

askbetabro:

askmotherlalonde replied to your post: OH MY GOD. I AM GLAD THAT YOu ARE NOT A VIOLENT DRuNK.

no hes just a violet durnk. Get it? Violet? Thre color

I’m wearin’ all black right now ‘caise I was bein’ Darth Bro earlier. Even my towel cape  is black. So you must be seein’ thinds.

I narver though I’d see teh day when a joek sailed right overt your head.

Thes juts in:

askbetabro:

askmotherlalonde:

Stider wouldn’t knwo qualaty science fictoin if it bit him on teh ass.

…nowait PROBED him in the ass.

3<

fuck lemme try that again

<3

there

mchu better

I get probed in th’ass by quality sciencs fiction all thw time, Lalonse.

Lok, I likw Star Tree as much as th’next guy. But Star Wras is just better, ok? 

I am too drunk to think o’why eifgr now, but it is, and fuck you and th’martini you rode in on.

Stra Wars was gret until Lucass decided he hade to go in amd fcuk with everythig

ans Star Trek is still gret.

we juts don’t talk about Tsar Trek: Enterprise

Thes juts in:

Stider wouldn’t knwo qualaty science fictoin if it bit him on teh ass.

…nowait PROBED him in the ass.

3<

fuck lemme try that again

<3

there

mchu better

cats 

loots an d lots of cats.

holy fucj i love cats.

ilonev cats more than i love booze

and thats saying soemthing

askbetabro:

askmotherlalonde:

askbetabro:

askmotherlalonde:

askbetabro:

askmotherlalonde:

askbetabro:

………………………….

……………………………………….this was supposed t’be anonymous, wasn’t it.

And even if you HAD managed t’make it anon, th’typos would’ve given it away.

C’mon, now.

…fcuk

Feelin’ a little silly, ain’t we?

Yuore face is feeling a liggle silly!

Yes, it is, because I am readin’ your comeback and it’s forcin’ me t’have this silly little grin.

Mt commbacks are things of baeuty and yuo know it.

I’m gonna make an honest woman outta your comebacks.

…You win tihs round, Tsrider

askbetabro:

askmotherlalonde:

askbetabro:

askmotherlalonde:

askbetabro:

………………………….

……………………………………….this was supposed t’be anonymous, wasn’t it.

And even if you HAD managed t’make it anon, th’typos would’ve given it away.

C’mon, now.

…fcuk

Feelin’ a little silly, ain’t we?

Yuore face is feeling a liggle silly!

Yes, it is, because I am readin’ your comeback and it’s forcin’ me t’have this silly little grin.

Mt commbacks are things of baeuty and yuo know it.

askbetabro:

askmotherlalonde:

askbetabro:

………………………….

……………………………………….this was supposed t’be anonymous, wasn’t it.

And even if you HAD managed t’make it anon, th’typos would’ve given it away.

C’mon, now.

…fcuk

Feelin’ a little silly, ain’t we?

Yuore face is feeling a liggle silly!